Coffee is the primary source of life and formerly unknown fifth humor of the human body. Coffee came into existence simultaneously with the dawn of mankind, however, some misguided individuals believe coffee was invented around the fifteenth century by really smart people. Regardless of its origin, coffee has come to the aid of millions of human beings and at least two confirmed FBI agents.
Coffee is revered and respected for its ability to energize the human body and spirit, as well as allow for intense investigation of crimes, a trait shared by both cherry pie and Douglas fir trees. For the former reason, one could speculate that supergreatfriend himself utilizes coffee to play video games for hours past his bed time.